- I Wish it was Holiday Today
- O Secular Night
- Silver Instruments
- Little Drummer Person
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Non-Denominational Gift Giver
- Infant Secular, Infant Lowly
- Dance of the Sugar-Plum [Word that isn’t also a Slur]
- Good King Wenceslas (Although Not that good because Monarchy is an Outdated form of Government)
- Jingle Instruments
- Frosty the Snow-Person
- It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Except the Other Times which are Also Wonderful)
- You’ve Probably had a Pretty Hard Upbringing, Mr. Grinch
-Allan, Sundial Alumnus