In celebration of March’s “Pornograzine,” we here at The Sundial wanted to try something new for you, our loyal, obedient readers. We wanted to allow you to actually participate in creating the laughs! And being the generous writers, editors, sodomites, and apostates we are, we have decided the best way to do this is a quick game! So, here it is: “Find Your Sexy Porno Name!”
Step 1: Find the name that corresponds with your birth-month!
January: Fart
February: Butt
March: Fart
April: Butt
May: Fart
June: Butt
July: Fart
August: Butt
September: Fart
October: Butt
November: Fart
December: Butt
Step 2: Find the name that corresponds with your birthday!
1st: Fart 17th: Fart
2nd: Butt 18th: Butt
3rd: Fart 19th: Fart
4th: Butt 20th: Butt
5th: Fart 21st: Fart
6th: Butt 22nd: Butt
7th: Fart 23rd: Fart
8th: Butt 24th: Butt
9th: Fart 25th: Fart
10th: Butt 26th: Butt
11th: Fart 27th: Fart
12th: Butt 28th: Butt
13th: Fart 29th: Fart
14th: Butt 30th: Butt
15th: Fart 31st: Fart
16th: Butt
Step 3: Say it aloud and laugh very hard! HA! HA! HA!
Written by Dan Druff, Staff Writer