Perhaps you’ve noticed movies making strides in the wrong direction. Movie studios have begun making unneeded pushes for diversity, which ends up hurting the integrity of the final product. It all started with that Ghostbusters reboot, and then strong female protagonists began cropping up everywhere. Now, out of nowhere, Overwatch has two gay heroes, the characters in that She-Ra reboot look like they were made for children instead of horny 33-year-olds, and Captain Marvel doesn’t even have huge tits in her movie! It seems like every grimy studio wants a piece of sensible representation, it’s heinous!
Fortunately, French Filmmaker and Reddit Veteran Jean-Baptiste Meilleur has been combatting feminist influences in one of the biggest film industries women take part in.
“Nobody likes it when a movie adds an all-female cast for no reason” Meilleur explained. “But, merde, in pornography, this happens all the time! There is an entire genre dedicated JUST for all-female casts. Not only that, but they needlessly recreate perfectly done plots, like ‘pizza delivery’ and ‘rent is due, but the tenant has no money, so a different payment must be arranged’. Surely, if there is a place to defeat these senseless remakes, it is here, non?”
As a response to feminism’s obvious influence on the pornography industry, Jean-Baptiste, has been creating anti feminist pornography. “Mes films, no ladies allowed! It is all men. That is the only way we can be sure there is no feminist involvement! People who don’t like it when feminists make movies with female casts should love my films!”
Critics have appeared on countless online forums, debating the true merits of Jean-Baptiste’s dream. “They tell me, ‘ooh Jean, your movie will flop and you will not understand why,’ They say, ‘The real reason lesbian porn is so popular, while feature films with female protagonists get attacked, is because it is easier for men to see les filles as sex objects than as strong, complex characters. Men don’t see other men as objects, so your movies will be seen less’. Well, I say, ‘Bah! This is preposterous!’ In either porn or cinema, the film has an all-female cast. Since the outcome is the same, the reason must be the same: feminism!”
His first film, My Penis is Larger Than Yours, is set to debut on July 1st. He plans on releasing a trailer for what he calls “the beginning of a great counterattack” later this month.
Written by Zach Levy, Staff Writer