Went into the boys’ bathroom once in third grade on accident
Heelys are things that I have never owned
Yearbook pictures: regrettable
I was actually cool and everyone was just jealous
Grew bangs, cut them myself
Only kid on the playground who was bad at foursquare
Threw up at a slumber party after eating too much edible lip gloss
Bullies were really just unhappy with themselves
Ugly
Loser, but like, in a funny way?
Looks at the thesaurus
I don’t know?? Please tell me.
Ears
Dumb bitch
Written by Sarah Palazzo, Co-President