It’s no secret that American morality is in turmoil; church attendance for 18-25-year-olds is at an all time low, homosexuals are marrying each other, and my nephew Kevin’s new girlfriend is Irish. We have strayed far from the great Judeo-Christian ideals of our founding fathers, and I for one think it’s time for our nation to return to the warm embrace of God’s love. So in the spirit of proselytization, The Sundial presents: 4 Pics of the Virgin Mary That Will Make You Say “Did You Photoshop Those Feet on There? Why? What Are You Doing With These Pictures?”
#1
Look at that. The mother of our lord and savior, but now you can see those sweaty, sweaty feet
#2
She gave birth to the child who saved our souls, but this pic is saving our Friday night amirite fellas?!
#3
We didn’t photoshop this one, but we did zoom the fuck in.
#4
Hell. Yes.
Go my children: like the Apostles of yore, spread this article far and wide. Bring the lost souls of Modern America back into the fold. Keep the moral fiber of our great country from falling apart. Because the only thing that should be making us horny is our love of Christ and also his mother’s feet.
Written by Zack White, Contributor