The pants on Ohio State University’s campus has gone dry with the disappearance of the once notorious Twitter account @OSUCrush following Elon Musk’s discovery of never having been featured.
The account was officially disbanded on March 26th, 2022, an immense tragedy to loyal fans. The account often featured submitted first names, last names, locations, social security numbers, and maternal maiden names of hot students all across campus in hopes of finding love.
What students believed to be an innocent way to be horny on main, was actually all a front for one to be horny in private. TikTok star, OSU student, and suspected 35 year old Jimmy Sotos was discovered by Sundial investigators as the creator and coordinator of @OSUCrush.
Not only was this once campus-wide site used as a means to find horny singles in his area, Sotos also utilized it as a way to target the For You Pages of every woman on OSU’s campus, subliminally convincing them to be attracted to him.
According to inside sources, the influx of women using the site to find men on campus almost deterred Sotos entirely from continuing because “he’s not sus”. Honors philosophy student Lauren Daniels spoke to Sundial reporters, assuming they were from The Lantern, after her friends got tired of receiving links to Sotos’s TikToks. “I know this behavior is unacceptable and it should not be encouraged, but, I’m sorry all I can focus on is how I would genuinely give away the most important people in my life to have one night with Jimmy Sotos.”
Sotos is refusing to comment at this moment.
Written by Leena Dughly, Contributor