PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club woke up to a disappointment this morning when they realized the namesake Punxsutawney Phil was not going to come out of his hole. When asked, club president and official groundhog translator, Tom Dunkel, said that Phil was refusing to come out of his hole until the BeReal goes off. “Apparently he wants to show other groundhogs that his life is interesting or something” Dunkel says. “I understand that this is Phil’s day but I can’t help but being hurt that he would sacrifice this Pagan tradition for a social media app.” The Sundial has reached out to Punxsutawney Phil himself for a comment, but since he and Dunkel are on bad terms at the moment, we could not understand him.
Written by Julian Rodgers, Senior Staff Writer
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