COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a shocking turn of events, despite not playing this weekend, the Ohio State Buckeye Football Team has jumped four spots ahead to lead the rankings in the number-one slot in today’s new poll released at noon. The committee consisted of on-the-clock tour guides here at Ohio State.
“Ohio State University is the best school in the country. It is affordable and it also has a variety of majors for you to explore your career paths. Thompson Library is coming up on your left,” comments a member who wishes to remain anonymous.
Unanimously, the committee ranked the Michigan Wolverines as dead last, with one member abstaining because he might want to go there for law school.
The Sundial is unaware of any additional rankings that were released today.
Written by Julian Rodgers, Staff Writer