(set to the tune of The Christmas Song)
Wolverines roast on an open fire
Brutus nipping at your nose
Carmen Ohio being sung on the field
And fans dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows some chocolate and peanut butter
Always makes the season right
Tiny fans with their eyes all a flutter
Will be a Buckeye tonight
They know the season’s end is on its way
But there’s still the Big Ten championship game
And every michigan fan is gonna cry
Watching the Bucks score very high
And we’re all screaming this simple phrase
All Bucks to the end of their days
Although it has been said, many times
Everyday, Fuck Michigan, always
-Lauren Moliterno, Staff-Member