Let me tell you the story of a child. We shall name this child “Sundialer”. Sundialer’s parents did not give him enough attention when he was younger, so he grew very lonely. He acted out because of this. He danced when he wasn’t supposed to dance. He screamed when he wasn’t supposed to scream. He acted like a monkey when he wasn’t supposed to act like a monkey. Even at school, no one paid attention to him. His teachers didn’t even know he was there sometimes. All he wanted was attention. He wanted someone to notice him. But no one noticed him. Classes stopped putting him on rosters. His parents moved while he was at school one day. It was like was made of cellophane. He almost didn’t exist.
Even as he grew into an adult, he desired this attention. However, he made the mistake of attending The Ohio State University for college with 50,000 other students, so who the hell was going to notice him there? He milled around with every other student just wanting someone to notice him.
Every member of the Sundial was this child named Sundialer. We need your attention.
THINK WE’RE FUNNY.
LAUGH AT US.
PAY ATTENTION TO US.
NOTICE USSSSSSSSSSSS.
–Stacy Haerr, Contributor