CHICAGO – Following a semi-clean improvised performance Saturday night, Anthony Dirken was overjoyed when he realized that he got through the whole hour without referencing his, or any of his other male group member’s, private parts. “I have never made it a whole show without at least saying ‘penis’ so I was very impressed with my restraint tonight,” said Dirken while high-fiving anyone that walked past. “There was one time during our set that I almost caved. In the one scene, Dave said he felt something long and hard, but I turned that scene into one about hammers. The joke was right there but I stopped myself!” Dirken clarifies that this was a one night only occurrence. He promises his loyal fans that at his next show he will make ten times more dick jokes than his average of 78.