On the X day of Christmas, my bitch ex took from me
- All of my fucking money
- My virginity
- Our two kids
- My childhood dog
- My dignity
- My favorite hoodie
- The enjoyment of Rom-Coms
- My warmest blanket
- Her shitty homemade gifts
- Half of our friend group
- Some concerning screenshots
- My heart, she stole it
-Morgan Schultz, Contributor