- Wow! My Daughter is so talented! Just based on this painting, anybody could surely tell that she’s gay! I’m just absolutely bawling over how beautiful this is!
- Crying yet? I’m unbelievably happy! Can’t you just feel how gay my daughter is based on this picture?
- Inspiring! If this isn’t my daughter’s rainbow flag, I don’t know what is. I’m such a proud father I’m crying right now and I assume you are too.
- Surely this will make you leak saline from your human tear ducts. Boy, can’t you just feel my GAY daughter’s artistic talent.
- Can’t you see how absolutely masterful these are? Cry. As it is like looking at the face of my gay daughter’s gay god.
- I am absolutely sobbing! Isn’t it just wonderful what the mind of my gay daughter can create?
- Masterpiece. My daughter, who just happens to be gay, sees Gary Busey as a potato, food for the common man. It is here her artistic talent truly shines! Shed your salty tears in amazement!
- Can you imagine my daughter did this? She’s eleven years old and gay! You better be sobbing at her art!
- You must be leaking greasy saline juice now. This is should be hung in the Louvre as a testament to the modern LGBTQIA+ community!
- Unbelievable how talented she is. Surely you are awestruck and inspired by such wonderful talent! Behold! The wonderful queerness of my daughter as she brings art into this world!
—Adam Hribar, Senior Staff Member, frequently gets nightmares
Note from the Webmaster: In it’s original form, this piece grosses me out, and I really don’t want to get up-close with the images included in this piece to restore it. So I’m not going to. Honestly, I bet Adam would get a kick out of knowing that I couldn’t do it.