• Jango Unchained – the D is the One Letter Removed.
• The Silence of the Labs – In a dystopian America that has rejected science, one brave chemist vows to recreate the experiments of the past.
• Requiem for a Ream – Chad Brunswick uses his roommate’s last piece of paper to print a passive-aggressive note about buying new paper, only to find that it was the last piece of paper on Earth.
• WALL∙ — from director Darren Aronofsky, two lovers sit on opposite sides of a wall, but there’s no hole in the wall and they don’t know the other is there and they aren’t in love.
• Fight Cub – A baby bear, rejected from his family, trains (via rad montage) to take on the Alpha
• Lack Swan – Farmer Dan’s farm was nearly perfect, all he needed was one spunky water fowl.
• Pup Fiction – Can Air Bud’s great-grandson win the Pulitzer Prize? Of course he can, haven’t you seen any of these movies? These dogs always win.
• Ill Bill – Cancer-stricken Bill decides to make the most of the remainder of his life. It’s just the Bucket List.
• Fining Nemo – Everyone’s favorite disable clownfish is issued a parking ticket.
• Argo – Wait, this was supposed to be a joke about Fargo how did this happen.
• Ago – No. Please. Stop.
• Go – Fuck.
• Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind – a D.A.R.E. production
• A Cockwork Orange – What if all the world’s fruit production hinged on one thing: dick jokes.
-Bri Forney, Senior Staff-Writer