Fast Food Math

by Dr. Kyle Marks

McDonald’s + Racism = Taco Bell

Taco Bell – Nihilism = Chipotle

Chipotle = Qdoba

Qdoba / Qdoba = 1

1 x .1 x Wendy’s = Arby’s

Arby’s x 1.5 = Jimmy Johns

√Jimmy Johns = Toppings

Toppings + Wild Abandon = Pizza Hut

Log_Crust(Pizza Hut) = Cheese

Cheese + Innovation = America!

-Kyle Marks, Contributor