RICHMOND, VA – In an attempt to compete with electronic nicotine products, Marlboro has released a new advertising campaign to try and get the youth to buy more cigarettes. The new character is known as the WoMarlboro WoMan, essentially just… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Ohio State Campus Police announced they had raided the headquarters of student newspaper The Lantern. In a prepared statement they revealed that an anonymous tip prompted the raid, which resulted in the arrests of several Lantern staff… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a shocking turn of events, despite not playing this weekend, the Ohio State Buckeye Football Team has jumped four spots ahead to lead the rankings in the number-one slot in today’s new poll released at noon…. Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – In a press conference this past Monday, Columbus mayor Andrew Ginther announced a new construction operation to boost tourism within the city of Columbus. According to Ginther, over the course of the next five years, the city… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that the 2024 Summer Olympics would be held on Ohio State’s Columbus campus. The 2024 games were originally planned to be held in Paris, but the IOC later decided that Columbus… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Today’s shocking announcement that rapper and fashion designer Kanye West declared his affinity for the former leader of the Third Reich has promoted the Sundial’s investigative team to look on everyone’s instagram story to see if they… Continue Reading →
After the sudden and shocking resignation announcement from Ohio State President Kristina M. Johnson on Monday, the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack announced that they are opening an investigation into Johnson’s whereabouts during the Capitol riots on… Continue Reading →
As we are being welcomed back from break, Kristina Johnson is taking a permanent one. On Monday, November 28th, Ohio State University President, Kristina M Johnson, officially announced her resignation in an email to the student body. Rumors have been… Continue Reading →
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Early Tuesday morning Kristina Johnson announced a new deal for Ohio State students. The University President expressed her gratitude for the Buckeye community and how students continue to inspire her every day. During this holiday season, President Johnson was inspired… Continue Reading →
In order to capitalize on the steep demand for student tickets to see the Buckeyes absolutely obliterate the Wolverines, as well as fill the ever-present desperate need for staff in campus dining locations, the University is now offering one Block-O… Continue Reading →
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