YOU HAVE ONE MISSED CALL VOICEMAIL TRANSCRIPT Hey kiddo, it’s your dad. Well, it is October, you know what that means. Spooks and frights all month. I know you have big plans for this month with Halloweekend and taking that… Continue Reading →
LONDON, THE BRITISH ONE – Political turmoil has found itself once again in Westminster as Prime Minster Liz Truss has announced her resignation from her position. This comes after weeks of chaos in the British economy that has suffered enough… Continue Reading →
HIGH STREET, COLUMBUS — Ah, the cool crisp, Autumn air rolls through campus this time of a year, which reminds students to get their costumes and stay frightened as Halloween is fast approaching. From frat parties, to not frat parties,… Continue Reading →
KOTTMAN HALL – The School of Environment and Natural Resources has announced that it has decided to discontinue its Forestry, Fisheries, and Wildlife program after several inappropriate research methods had been unveiled recently including the use of sexual acts upon… Continue Reading →
In the early hours of September 19, an OSU student took fate into his own hands by having intimate relations with one of the many trees on campus. This tree, however, was special. Some holy power, which I would only… Continue Reading →
If you’re like most Americans, waking up is a challenge. The urge to hit the snooze button keeps many asleep for too long and poses problems in both their personal and professional life. But, there is a solution! What gets… Continue Reading →
EAST CAMPUS — A local beer die table is seemingly on its last leg. After years of use and neglect, this table, which has hosted a variety of overcomplicated drinking games, seems to have its eyes set on retirement. We… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, Ohio – Any Ohio State student who has ever ventured onto North Campus is surely familiar with the 75-ft Tom W. Davis Clock Tower, which features a nearly 40-ft tall LED video display. It’s a common sight to see… Continue Reading →
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the blockbuster success of movie hit No Time to Die, Eon Productions has announced last month that a sequel is in the works. Though Daniel Craig’s replacement has not been announced, sources inside have told… Continue Reading →
If you find yourself on the Ohio State University campus and mistakenly think you are in an urban warzone in Afghanistan, you are not far off. Ohio State University’s police department was able to get its hands on a Mine… Continue Reading →
Most people love their grandparents. Who wouldn’t? But unfortunately, a lot of people don’t know how to spend time with them. And with their death encroaching, making sure to cherish those special moments can stress you out. So, here are… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — To help prepare students for living off-campus, the Office of Student Life under their “Oh the Places You’ll Go Off-Campus” program, has released rats into the basements of Mack and Canfield Hall. “Our goal is to create… Continue Reading →
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