In a statement to the press earlier today, new University President Walter Carter Jr. discussed his administration’s key initiatives. The following is a summary of some of his more lucid remarks. President: “The last time I ate at Scott’s, I… Continue Reading →
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH EMERGENCY CENTER, COLUMBUS- It’s that time of year again! Ohio State students are finally returning to campus after a restful summer break, and what better way to ring in a new semester than the Abercrombie and Fitch… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS- In honor of June being recognized internationally as LGBTQ+ Pride Month, Ohio State University has launched a new pride collection to promote inclusion among current and former Buckeyes. The collection has been spearheaded by the Fisher… Continue Reading →
Sponsored by Warner Brothers Entertainment You’ve seen her walking around the hallways. That cold, vacant stare with those dark yellow eyes. All semester you always look down at the phone in the hallways when she passes you. Little did you… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Elon Musk announced via a Tweet that he had purchased The Ohio State University. But the controversial Twitter head has already raised eyebrows with a contentious new policy regarding his future title – he insists on being… Continue Reading →
As aspiring writers, it is only right that we partake in the latest dying art – diversity, equity and inclusion. In their latest initiative, the Sundial Humor Magazine has decided to put pictures of the staff of Black X Bold… Continue Reading →
NEIL AVE, COLUMBUS – This week, residents of Mack Hall were taken aback by a squirrel digging in the flowerbeds lining Neil avenue. For one, the mulch being disturbed was relatively fresh, as residents of South Campus can recall. The… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – This past Wednesday night, thousands of first year students gathered around the North Campus Clock Tower to stone one freshman who won this year’s housing lottery. Shirley Jackson, a computer and information science major, checked BuckeyeMail on… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS – Former President Donald Trump was arrested Tuesday after refusing to return a to-go box at Kennedy Commons, which he had checked out over the weekend. According to reports from the Columbus Police Department, Mr. Trump visited Kennedy Commons… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATEHOUSE, COLUMBUS- In a recent partnership with the Ohio State College of Optometry, the Sundial Humor Magazine has launched an initiative to make vision tests accessible for members of the Ohio State Congress in honor of the 2023 International… Continue Reading →
Departing President Kristina M. Johnson’s administration will host a “Hunger Games”-style fundraiser event later this month, the President revealed. Randomly-selected students will be given the honor of fighting to the death on the Oval in front of their families and… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS OH – Kristina Johnson’s mysterious resignation from the office of University President has left students, parents, and faculty with many questions. While the Lantern collects their profiles of Board of Trustees members, here at the Sundial, we provide real… Continue Reading →
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