Last year, President Kristina M. Johnson announced the university’s plan to build Carmenton – a 270-acre “district” that would include new restaurants, retail outlets, and residence halls. Earlier this week, Interim President Brutus Buckeye announced a complete reversal of his… Continue Reading →
Over the entirety of this school year, the number of students suffering from indigestion from Traditions at Scott, Ohio State’s premier dining hall, has increased nearly tenfold. At first, it may be easy to dismiss this as just bad luck… Continue Reading →
OSU Campus Police Incident Report #93948 Mr. Gordon Ramsay arrived on campus before noon. He was greeted by Sundial investigative reporter Walden Grayle, who had invited Ramsay to sample some of Ohio State’s fine campus cuisine. Ramsay and Grayle first… Continue Reading →
Ohio State fans were disappointed by an empty sky at this weekends long awaited football game. The university’s beloved blimp was shockingly missing. This past Saturday the Buckeyes got demolished by the Arkansas State Red Wolves after an excruciatingly long… Continue Reading →
In a surprising move on Wednesday, conservative activist Charlie Kirk and The Ohio State University’s chapter of Turning Point USA (TPUSA) have endorsed The Sundial as their go-to outlet for news. Rejecting more mainstream conservative media outlets such as Fox… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE, COLUMBUS – Organized by the Ohio State Chapter of Turning Point USA, conservative pundit Charlie Kirk will be coming to campus on March 22, 2023 to absolutely own the libs with some TikTok content. The Sundial wants to… Continue Reading →
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration finally came clean last week, admitting meteorology was invented as a social experiment designed to test the limits of what humans would believe. Marshall Thurmond, a 30-year veteran at the NOAA, expressed profound disappointment… Continue Reading →
Do not show up to class. Everyone loves a good mystery. Keep them guessing where you could possibly be at when attendance is 20% of the final grade. Show up to their office hours and stare at them without speaking… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS – Sources from inside S.A.S.H.A indicate that their annual event occurring in the next few days, Sex Week 2023, will bring in the Ohio State Tree Fucker as a surprise guest. Rumors abounded that the guest… Continue Reading →
I swear to fucking god, if I see anyone kissing their significant others this Valentine’s Day, I will punch them in the fucking throat. It isn’t because I don’t have a girlfriend; I don’t need one, I’m an alpha-male. Depictions… Continue Reading →
This February 14, some 53% of Ohio State students will be without company– that is to say, they will be very much single. Maybe that’s a conscious choice, which we applaud you for, or maybe it wasn’t. Either way, the… Continue Reading →
On Wednesday during Disney’s Q1 Earnings Call, reports were revealed that, amongst other sequels, they plan on releasing a Frozen 3 at an unknown date. Through anonymous sources, the Sundial has obtained an early copy of the plotline of this… Continue Reading →
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