It was 5:30 PM, an hour and a half before the doors to Newport Music Hall opened. What I saw surprised me. There was a line wrapping all the way around the south high street Starbucks. That was my first… Continue Reading →
So LeBron James broke the NBA regular season scoring record last night, breaking a record that stood for 39 years. Big whoop. Anyone can do that. Especially me. Actually you know what? He’s not that special. “Just a Kid From… Continue Reading →
OHIO UNION, COLUMBUS – This past Sunday, celebrated author and former child star Jennette McCurdy came to Ohio State at the hosting of the Ohio Union Activities Board to discuss her recent book, I’m Glad My Mom Died, to a… Continue Reading →
Students across Ann Arbor and Ohio are excitedly gearing up for a rivalry basketball game that sources confirm will be “happening.” The University of Michigan and Ohio State University are excitingly preparing to duel on the court in a game… Continue Reading →
OHIO UNION, COLUMBUS – Early reports from The Lantern indicate that the executive board of the Ohio Union Activities Board has a surprise in store for a speaker gift on Sunday’s event. “We’re really excited to announce that, with new… Continue Reading →
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club woke up to a disappointment this morning when they realized the namesake Punxsutawney Phil was not going to come out of his hole. When asked, club president and official groundhog translator, Tom Dunkel,… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Interim President Brutus Buckeye announced that the university would be making a bid to host the 2030 FIFA World Cup. If chosen, Ohio State would be the first-ever university to host the World Cup. “2030 may seem… Continue Reading →
THE OVAL, COLUMBUS — Following a large snowfall on Sunday, several campus social media accounts began marketing an annual tradition – the yearly snowball fight to occur later that evening. However, another less-known campus institution, the Ohio State Civil War… Continue Reading →
13.8 Billion Years Ago From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then, boom! The Big Bang sent seven elemental crystals hurdling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence. Space. Reality. Power…. Continue Reading →
Just hours after teasing a major announcement on his Truth Social account, Ohio State’s loveable mascot Brutus has announced a line of digital trading cards set to be released to the public. The post was accompanied by an embed video… Continue Reading →
From: Dr. Melissa Shivers, Senior Vice President for Student Life RE: Doc’s Download – New university policy regarding student absences Dear Students, I hope you had a Scarlet and Great start to Spring Semester, and are fully rested and recharged… Continue Reading →
Following Congress’ formal declaration of war against Russia earlier this week, President Biden announced that he would be deploying ten thousand troops from the Ohio National Guard to Ukraine’s Donbas region. The action was condemned by the United Nations, which… Continue Reading →
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