Hello girls and gays, it’s Glowing Gail here, your favorite psychic medium! So it’s August and everybody’s anxious. With the summer coming to an end and new classes starting, there’s a lot on people’s minds: What if I don’t make… Continue Reading →
According to a recent statement from Christopher Hoch, director of The Ohio State University Marching Band, “The Best Damn Band in the Land” will soon be comprised solely of saxophones. Hoch confirmed that the process of phasing out non-saxophone instruments… Continue Reading →
Content Warning: Brief description of sexual assault of a minor You have always fostered a disdain for your coworker Buzz Brownfield, whether it be for his pretentious attitude, his less than optimal odor, or his clearly homemade undercut. However, this… Continue Reading →
During a trip to University Archives, members of The Sundial resolved to “get back into cocaine” after stumbling across an article from the 1930s that hinted at the organization’s former appreciation of the drug. Being able to see and touch… Continue Reading →
When I heard a new nail salon was opening up on the corner of 7th and High, I just knew I had to check it out. Toe-tally Beautiful Salon is a nail salon that focuses solely on pedicures, a fact… Continue Reading →
Everyone’s experienced it: you’re walking down the street, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a gorgeous woman who looks like everything you’ve ever wanted to be stops and says to you “I love your lipstick! It looks great!”… Continue Reading →
In a new advertising campaign, The Coca-Cola Company is promoting a carbonated soft drink that it claims is a reinvention of its old recipe with the inclusion of a specific ingredient: cocaine. “We’re going back to our roots with this… Continue Reading →
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