Author The Sundial

Columbus, OH𑁋Putting down his scissors and admiring his work, your barber announced that he thinks your new haircut “looks good.” You weren’t sure if you should really believe him𑁋was he just saying that to make you feel better about your… Continue Reading →

We’ve all been there. You spilled spaghetti on yourself while having a thanks-for-taking-care-of-my-jellyfish-sting dinner at your cousin’s house. Now your hair is a skunk-proof tomato flavored mess and reeks of garlic so bad that your vampire neighbors would give you… Continue Reading →

Well, you’re on the road again. Tunes are blasting, tires are rolling, and your buddies’ loud storytelling is ringing through the air. But these funky fresh vibes can’t last forever, and when boredom strikes on the open road, who knows… Continue Reading →

DENVER—Egad! Inside sources confirm that 34-year-old podiatrist and historically chill girl Jenna Bonnette actually listens to her friends’ podcast “Disney Minus with Eric & Danny”, where the two friends review comically bad movies on the streaming service Disney+. What an… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS, OH—Multiple sources have confirmed that after months of intense decision-making and planning, 9 year-old Jimmy Owens, the weird kid on 14th Avenue, will be dressed as a mailbox for this year’s Halloween festivities. “I can’t believe he’s doing it… Continue Reading →

Since Amy Coney Barrett is now officially on the Supreme Court, it is only a matter of time before all women are forced to wear the signature red robe and bonnet. But how can you make sure you stand out… Continue Reading →

(We received this submission via a Gatorade bottle containing a flash drive containing a link to a YouTube video and an indication to read the following comment) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNSn3n8amQ  From Baby Take a Bow, to Curly Top, and Heidi. America’s favorite… Continue Reading →

You know how every once in a while, you hear that weird screeching noise coming from the bathroom downstairs and two trains of thought start running through your head? On the one hand, you’re thinking “Wow, I sure hope my… Continue Reading →

PALLET TOWN – Once hailed as a local legend for taming a horribly misbehaved Pikachu, Ash Ketchum has given up on his initial goal of ‘catching ‘em all’ citing financial reasons. Ash began his journey 5 years ago on a… Continue Reading →

The United States of America, 10/12/2020 The indigenous people of this nation have recently been voicing concerns over land usage on the continent on this side of the Atlantic. According to one indigenous leader, who chose to stay anonymous, the… Continue Reading →