YOUR DORM BUILDING, OH—Somehow disappointing everybody at once, the worst person you work with has decided he’s going to trick-or-treat around his dorm building dressed as the very reason trick-or-treating is a bad idea. “Wouldn’t it be hilarious to open… Continue Reading →
A gentle breeze blows through the air. The memory of idle chit-chat lingers in the hallways, months after the dorms became quieter. The soft footsteps of students drum against the street, scraping against social distancing stickers that say “Together as… Continue Reading →
Local Columbus stand-up comic Martin Massey is being lauded as a hero after the EPA’s release of their annual climate report. The report, published yesterday, definitively concluded that climate change has halted as a result of Massey’s continuous use of… Continue Reading →
Everyone remembers where they were when it happened—the day the world stood still. I was enjoying a wonderful evening until I saw online that someone had done the unthinkable. Someone ROBBED BUCKEYE DONUTS. The Buckeye Donuts Instagram page posted… Continue Reading →
As more and more Ohio State students living on and off campus are diagnosed with coronavirus, passing the threshold at which the administration promised action, many have looked to the university for guidance. This morning, the Ohio State community received… Continue Reading →
We can all agree that the 2020 movie scene has been looking weak. With filming suspended and theaters shut down, we haven’t seen anything decent since Sonic the Hedgehog. So when we can finally make movies again, we need to… Continue Reading →
Many Ohio State students are making the crucial transition from on to off campus this year. Maybe this describes you. You probably have a few questions. Maybe you’re anxious about fostering a sense of community in a new environment, or… Continue Reading →
For better or worse, I will remember this period of our history as being dominated by two figures: President Donald J Trump, and my ex-wife Brenda. They may lead very different lives, but you would never be able to tell… Continue Reading →
Last semester was cut short due to the COVID-19 public health emergency. University students and faculty alike were thrown into an unprecedented situation, involving online instruction over the Zoom video meeting platform. However, the greatest grief felt due to the… Continue Reading →
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America is at a crossroads. It seems as though chasms divide the ideas of us citizens, leaving paths to the future wholly disparate and mutually exclusive. I don’t pretend to have all the answers for the future of our nation,… Continue Reading →
From a recent Twitter thread by the Ohio State Appalachian Music Appreciation Club: To all—we would just like to express our deep disappointment and frustration over the lack of pushback over our recent tweets in support of the Black Lives… Continue Reading →
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