President Michael Drake announced in a school-wide email this morning that the face masks being issued to students and staff arriving on campus in the fall will each feature the image of a silly Garfield comic strip. This announcement comes… Continue Reading →
“Sometimes, you just gotta pick yourself up by your bootstraps,” Arthur Bickle, 3rd year accounting major and president of the Conservatism, It’s the New Punk club, proclaimed as he snuffed out his cigarette with the stomp of a black Sperry… Continue Reading →
YOUR NEIGHBOR’S LAWN, OH—The worm community’s two youngest lovebirds, Wally and Wendy, tragically split after Wendy underwent a mysterious transformation. “We had been going six months strong,” Wally told us days after the split, “and then one day she comes… Continue Reading →
I know what you’re thinking: there’s no way this could be a serious concern. And I agree. Piss-tionary is absolutely, undoubtedly, 200% better than Dick Charades. Dick Charades is elitist and sexist. Waving your junk around isn’t accessible enough for… Continue Reading →
LÜTZEN, GERMANY – Dead long enough to develop a piss fetish, nihilist German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche rose from the grave yesterday to impart new wisdom unto the world. “If you piss into the abyss, the abyss will piss back at… Continue Reading →
Have you ever been through a situation, where due to your sub-optimal judgment, you got yelled at for pissing all over the toilet seat? Have you ever wondered how those alpha males piss in an unbelievable 5 seconds? Have you… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO — After a local little league team’s astounding comeback in the 9th inning of the Small Fry Championship Finals last Saturday, they celebrated in the way they thought anyone else would. With three simple words, those scrappy little… Continue Reading →
We’ve all been there. You passed a rest stop 7 miles back, knowing full well that you had to pee. In doing so, with the next rest stop 63 miles away, you just secured yourself a golden reason to pee… Continue Reading →
Do it. Do it right now, coward. Piss your pants right now. Do it. Make your dreams come true. Piss. Bet you can’t. I’ve got 20 bucks saying you can’t do it now. Go ahead. I’ll wait for you to… Continue Reading →
(St. Louis, MO)- John Lavine, Department Head of the St. Louis Office of sanitation, made a public announcement regarding his resignation from his position. This shocked many community members, but not as much as they were shocked by why Mr…. Continue Reading →
© 2025 The Sundial Humor Magazine — Powered by WordPress
Theme by Anders Noren — Up ↑
