Author The Sundial

Women. You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live without ‘em. As much as I’d love to call myself a “ladies’ expert”, I have to admit that I don’t understand a goddamn thing about women. Men and women live… Continue Reading →

GATEWAY FILM CENTER—While signing up for Introduction to Film to fulfill a Gen Ed requirement, I never expected to be a fervent participant. I’m just a simple girl from a small Southern town who would lay down my life for… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS, OH—Following the sending of a lighthearted comment about homework, a groupchat of college age white liberals was in for a shock. This past Tuesday night, Ashlee Daleston, 19, sent a text to her floor’s GroupMe chat, complaining about an… Continue Reading →

Witnessing a goose chase yet another person and bite their leg in the local park, onlookers confirmed that there is truly no one to whom these egalitarian waterfowls will not be right little water-foul bastards. “It’s truly moving, just how… Continue Reading →

Following multiple unconfirmed reports, local woman Katie Walters has come forward, admitting the truth through an Instagram post of herself with her new haircut and the caption “Yes, I have bangs”. This revelation has sent shock waves through the community,… Continue Reading →

Elizabethtown—Standing up against against the imaginations of sad, lonely male writers, pastel haired girls across the country are gluing macaroni to cardboard to begin protesting for better conditions. “I just feel like hair dye is expensive, constantly coming up with… Continue Reading →

1. Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize! Bold accessories are all the rage this Fall. A pair of statement earrings can totally transform any outfit. If clunky jewelry isn’t really your thing, don’t fret! A fancy scarf is always a good idea. I… Continue Reading →

All is right in the world of feminism as the power of allies grows daily. Just this week, self-described feminist Jacob Fenstermaker heard somebody say the wage gap doesn’t exist, a statement he responded to by mumbling: “That’s not true… Continue Reading →

Brooklyn, New York—Taking a break from her day job as a dog walker, aspiring standup comic Ally Hestin expressed worry about the social effects of today’s politically correct climate. “Comedy right now is at a crisis point,” the 25-year-old said…. Continue Reading →

While composing an email to send to her male colleague, Lucy Paulson, a project manager at a Chicago software company, heroically decided against including a sentence apologizing for her message’s extended length.  Paulson often finds herself concerned with her male… Continue Reading →

Women have been kicking ass and taking names ever since Eve first disrespected fruit property rights. While normally we take time to admire all the badass ladies who have ever lived by celebrating them during Women’s History Month (from March… Continue Reading →