Author The Sundial

Dear Stav, So, it came to my attention that an article was written about me in something called the “Sundial Humor Magazine.” I don’t think that’s a hardcore gaming magazine, because I haven’t read it before, so I don’t want my… Continue Reading →

For Eli Gardner 1. 2000s Columbus Man, this list is already killing it. I bet all you Eli Gardners who grew up in Columbus during the 2000s are like “wow, I relate to this.” 2. When your favorite celebrity is… Continue Reading →

For Elijah Little is known about our fearless leader here at The Sundial. Since both the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal ignored my request for a personal profile on our dear Editor in Chief, I took it… Continue Reading →

For Mare Smythii Preface: On the Secret Santa website, Mare listed her interests as “All the things.” To most people that would seem vague and unhelpful, but I knew what she was really saying, “Whoever gets this, please write me a… Continue Reading →

For Allan It’s another day and Allan is bored. Several friends refuse to play Spontuneous with him, because the game quickly becomes unfun when he is 15 spaces ahead of everyone. He takes to social media, much like my 77-year-old… Continue Reading →

For Mary Lavelle Twitter =  chaos – dignity Tinder = chaos + horny Tumblr = chaos + puberty Bumble = tinder + 1/10(feminism) Facebook = chaos + your aunt Julie Snapchat= chaos – your aunt Julie Groupme = chaos x… Continue Reading →

For Lauren Moliterno Lauren woke up in the morning and rolled over in bed to check her phone. After perusing through twitter and her finsta, she finally decided to open Tinder to see if she had any new potential suitors…. Continue Reading →

For Hannah Wagner Dear Amy, I just now finally finished up college and graduated, but now that I’m out in the real world, I’ve spent every single day sitting in bed and watching old episodes of Game of Thrones on… Continue Reading →

On Tuesday afternoon, a local robber was spotted sprinting away visibly frustrated after seeing a neighborhood watch sign posted by the street that read, “We report all suspicious activities to our sheriff dept.” Robby’s mom from Auburn Woods neighborhood commented,… Continue Reading →

DECEMBER 1st—Netflix has released a new streaming plan at its lowest price ever—an incredible $2.99/month. The catch? Your favorite TV show or movie only runs when you run—literally. Dubbed the Netflix Diet, this new Netflix plan aims to combat holiday… Continue Reading →