The following letter has been translated by renown Undead Anthropologist Dr. V Franks. My dearest beloved, I know this letter must come as a surprise. After all, who am I to claim the affections of a maiden so rare and… Continue Reading →
Dear Amy, Halloween is just around the corner and I’m having a serious costume emergency. My friends and I were talking and I tried suggesting going as the adorable cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.s, but they won’t have it. Worst of all,… Continue Reading →
She moved into his home years ago. She lived alone, with an old tabby cat as her only companion. She was quiet and reserved, left for work every morning at 7:15 am, and returned at 5:30 pm, ordered Chinese take-out,… Continue Reading →
1. Girl He went all out. He’s wearing a skirt and a tube top he borrowed from his sister’s closet. He’s even wearing high heels and eyeliner. He was wearing a wig for the first half of the night but… Continue Reading →
BIRMINGHAM– On Halloween night, the three Howard triplets dressed up as Pennywise, Slenderman, and Freddy Kreuger, then positioned themselves behind Mrs. Carol Windham’s hedges. Carol, a moral absolutist and leader in a Southern Baptist church who describes Halloween as “a… Continue Reading →
With their historic house being torn down, Bert and Maude Cabbott are an unrested couple looking for an old-character home with a promising family to torment. Bert is dying for an unfinished basement to move around old furniture and make… Continue Reading →
No. It couldn’t be. Not now. Please, not now. Oh no. It is. Must hurry. Will hunt me. Can’t hide. Where is it? Oh no. No time. Time’s up. It’s here. Flying. Circling. Me. Boom. Blue. Dead. Gone. 2nd Place…. Continue Reading →
Four young people sit around the campfire. They have been sharing scary stories all night. Sam is next. “Skin orange as a moldy pumpkin. Mouth like an asshole, constantly spewing shit. And hands the size as his penis (micro).” Sam… Continue Reading →
7 o’clock: “America the Beautiful” plays as the shudders in the Frankfort, Kentucky mansion rise and let in the fresh-faced sun, beaming through the lone cloud in the sky. RISE AND SHINE. TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.THE DAY IS… Continue Reading →
Disclaimer: I have never seen an episode of Supernatural. Nevertheless, here is my Supernatural fanfiction. Enjoy! The One Where They Fight Spooky Monsters Sam, Dean, and Misha Collins were driving down Transylvania Avenue when they noticed a spooky glow in… Continue Reading →
Halloween is the perfect time for all things terrifying, and a Halloween Party is the perfect place to display your sense of scary. Whether you’re 9 or 99, here’s a list of spooky party themes that are sure to be… Continue Reading →
October 18th Dear Diary, It happened again. I’ve woken up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. I’m once again haunted by my own thoughts. My dreams loom over me much like the fog in those weird… Continue Reading →
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