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Does this Arby’s validate parking? What do you think the mass of an average acorn squash is? In grams and lbs? Do you think cockroaches know that people hate them? Take a position and then write an 8-10 sentence paragraph… Continue Reading →

Preface: This summer I traveled to San Francisco on the California Zephyr in order to come of age. I recorded a podcast about my experience for This American Life. So far This American Life has yet to reimburse me for my… Continue Reading →

Local cool dad, Dave Smith, uses swag juice to polish New Balances for a “night out” with the office. “Holy foot, Sharon put way too much mayonnaise on my sandwich this morning,” said Dave Smith. Dave Smith was looking to… Continue Reading →

Bernie should have won It’s really annoying how Marx dominates discussion of socialism, like what about (insert totally butchered name of a Russian left-anarchist that lived in the late 1800s) There it is again. See, why do people on Twitter… Continue Reading →

DAYTON – Kristen Henry-Jacobson, 38-year-old mother of two almost snapped Saturday afternoon. After listening to her two children scream about who gets the copy of The Emoji Movie to watch on the trip to Grandma’s house, Kristen had to pull… Continue Reading →

Lyrics: Looking at it now It all seems so simple We were lying on your couch I remember Translation: Taylor remembers a certain time when she and another person (supposedly a significant other, but it could be any number of… Continue Reading →

Oh ya, I know what you want this year, a spicy, titillating 350 page brick of knowledge or thicc thesaurus dropped into your mailbox by your preferred deliverer of smut. We here at The Sundial know your deepest desires to… Continue Reading →

Dear Allan, Hi, it’s Jen. You know, from the marketing department. It has come to my attention over the past week that you are woefully uninformed as to the true meaning of Labor Day. As a person with common sense,… Continue Reading →

This movie is about moving. The main character is the kid from Home Alone 3, who is Max Keeble, I think. He is friends with Josh Peck, from that Hollywood documentary, and that redhead from House. So Max is in… Continue Reading →

Father of three, Dave Smith, sat in a Winking Lizard Tavern™ with four of his co-workers last week. After a hearty serving of hot wings and some local beers that Dave described as “crisp…but not too crisp…” Dave launched into… Continue Reading →

  https://www.qzzr.com/c/quiz/295535/i-have-an-extra-pair-of-pants-do-you-want-them -James Wagner, Sundial Alumnus

If you’ve seen Edgar Wright’s smash-hit Baby Driver, then you’ve probably also been listening to the great soundtrack, most likely from your old school iPod and your Apple headphones. However, there are definitely 7 tracks that could have given the… Continue Reading →