Author The Sundial

Children: A Speak & Spell Adults: Any electronics with a speech-to-text feature Children: A stuffed animal Adults: A taxidermy rabbit that was shot by a cousin who hunts Children: Barbie salon toys Adults: A heavily layered haircut Children: Harry Potter… Continue Reading →

Seriously? You clicked on this? Honestly, I’m not really surprised at all but like this is just about the worst time waster on the internet. And I have to WRITE these for a living. Honestly, I hate this job. Coming out of… Continue Reading →

This is a movie about twins and trapping your parents. It starts when these girls meet at camp and they look like each other. But, they can’t be twins because one is from America and one is from, I think,… Continue Reading →

-EJS, Senior Staff Member

Macaulay Culkin, child-star of the Home Alone movies, has lived a private life, and we have many questions that remain unanswered about him. What kind of cereal does he like? What time does he go to bed every night? When… Continue Reading →

Doctors still have no idea how click bait works. I mean, why would they? They’re so busy treating their own patients that they don’t have time to learn the design rhetoric necessary to make a clickbait thumbnail. I mean, why… Continue Reading →

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Boop boop boop, bored bored bored. What is there to do? Eat? Ya, I’m gonna do that. Nothing to eat but stale tortilla chips and white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookie dough… Whole pieces of cookie dough are making my… Continue Reading →