[This article was originally intended for Cosmopolitan. The Sundial works too, I guess.] Men rarely say what they mean and mean what they say on dates. From statements like “I went to Rutgers University” to “I had a beard once”,… Continue Reading →
Sammy jumped up, grabbed the shopkeeper’s head between his legs, spun and then jackknifed him into the ground. The register was already open. He took out all of the bigger bills and shoved them into his pockets as he heard… Continue Reading →
It’s three in the morning and you’ve been up on a coke binge for three days straight. You’re lucky you even own a clock because you spent all your cash on blow. Time has gotten away from you. It’s okay,… Continue Reading →
“Suck my wiener, Herod. You stupid idiot.” -Jesus Christ as a baby “Go the fuck to sleep before I curb stomp you.” -Santa Claus “This holiday isn’t for your kind.” -Bing Crosby “Santa isn’t real.” -My dad “The wearer waives… Continue Reading →
What Child is This? I mean, first of all, the lady INSISTED on giving birth in our stable. That’s one thing. I mean, when you’ve got to, you’ve got to. I can understand that. But just who does this… Continue Reading →
WASHINGTON – Acknowledging the spiritual impact his election challenger has had on his life, President-elect Donald Trump will take the presidential oath of office on Inauguration Day with a copy of Hillary Clinton’s memoir, “Living History,” instead of the traditional… Continue Reading →
Click HERE to listen to the latest episode on iTunes! In the 6th episode, hosts Lauren and James invite Mitchell Dunbar and Michael Roche from Ohio Union Television’s podcast for a Sundial Podcast first- a cross-over episode! Listen as Lauren… Continue Reading →
Life’s hard. So is spending holidays with family. Here are some life pro tips to make it a little bit easier. Have an artificial tree but miss the smell of fresh pine? Light a pine-scented candle and put it under… Continue Reading →
We all know that classic holiday jingle by Mariah Carey, you know, the one that gets you off your bitter ass and into the holiday spirit. This year, Carey will be releasing a new version of her classic “All I… Continue Reading →
With title track “Dean’s Nutz,” President Michael “Run-MD.M.C.” Drake dropped his new album today. With songs like: “$tay in $chool (but Drugs are $till Cool),” “Straight outa Stanford,” and “Fuck da Campus Police (ft. Dr. J),” Drake explores themes of… Continue Reading →
The Year Without a Santa Claus 2: Where’d He Go? Santa leaves on vacation, never to return. Now it’s up to a rogue elf that doesn’t play by the rules to get him back from the evil, Christmas-hating heat miser…. Continue Reading →
Baby, It’s Cold Outside This one isn’t very subtle about it’s creepier elements. Take the line “Say, what’s in this drink.” I can’t say for sure what’s in the drink, but I can tell you that it’s time to “Run,… Continue Reading →
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