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Ace Your Next Exam with These Tips!

You need to ace this exam, and you can do it too! Here are some tips to help you prepare for your next exam. Before the exam If your eyes are drooping during boring review sessions, close your eyes. You… Continue Reading →

What the Eight Candles of a Menorah Actually Stand for

What the Eight Candles of a Menorah Actually Stand for: Candle 1: The number of testicles that Moses had. Candle 2: The two humps of a camel, because you know, humps. Candle 3: The three day journey the Jews took… Continue Reading →

Politically Correct Holiday Carols 3

  All I Want for Holiday is my Two Front Teeth Here comes Non-Denominational Gift-Giver What Child is this?  Probably a Completely Normal One. People we have Heard on High Non-Denominational Gift-Giver is Coming to Town President Barack Obama Rest… Continue Reading →

Ohioan Expresses Confusion Over Winning Record

SHAKER HEIGHTS, OHIO, USA—Doing a double take at the last year in Ohio sports history, Cleveland resident and local pessimist Harold Evans expressed confusion over the rise of “good, like, actually pretty good” Ohio sports franchises. “We’ve just lived so… Continue Reading →

Alternatives to the ‘Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp

A Christmas Story is one of the most notable Christmas comedies of all time for many reasons: the pink bunny outfit, Ovaltine, licking a cold lamppost. But who could forget the leg lamp? Surprisingly, early drafts of the screenplay had… Continue Reading →

A Completely Factual, Scientific Analysis of American Premier League Fandoms

The Premier League is the English soccer league, and only in the past four or so years has the Premier League become the thing to follow in America. And of course, with any sport in America comes the gradual formation… Continue Reading →

Grey's Anatomy Fan-Fiction

Disclaimer: I have never seen Grey’s Anatomy and have never written fanfiction. Nevertheless, here is my Grey’s Anatomy fanfiction. Enjoy! The One Where They Do Medicine “Shouldn’t we be treating our patient’s incurable heart disease,” said Dr. George, as Dr…. Continue Reading →

Rubber Ducky

The bath bubbles look different today. Usually they were more clear with a blue sheen. Today they’re cloudy and beige. The bathtub must be dirty. The water is slightly warmer than normal too. Jeff might prune. All these changes make… Continue Reading →

College Improv Show Ends In Tragedy

 It was a typical Saturday night and Phillip Hart was enjoying a performance by his school’s improv group “The Hackey Sack Brigade.” However, something was different about this week’s show. “The Hackey Sack Brigade” decided that they would pull an… Continue Reading →

44 Presidents You Won’t Believe Were Men

George Washington John Adams Thomas Jefferson James Madison James Monroe John Quincy Adams Andrew Jackson Martin Van Buren William Henry Harrison John Tyler James K. Polk Zachary Taylor Millard Fillmore Franklin Pierce James Buchanan Abraham Lincoln Andrew Johnson Ulysses S…. Continue Reading →

How To Survive Thanksgiving Dinner This Year

Going home for a holiday and seeing your extended family for the first time in weeks can be a lot to handle for any college student. Here at The Sundial, we have all the best ways to survive your family… Continue Reading →

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