THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS, OHIO—”I just hate how when it gets further and further into the fall, the weather starts getting colder and colder,” Ohio State University out of state student Taylor Stokes reportedly said to friends this past… Continue Reading →
From: Hot_Sec_Kelsey@yahoo.com Sent: Saturday, November 12, 2016 11:13 PM To: cadwalader.3@osu.edu Subject: Extension Request Mrs. Cadwalader, Would it be at all possible for me to get an extension for my paper, please? I had to go to Reno this weekend… Continue Reading →
“Woof” Said the dog for want of food. “Dude” Said the frat boy for want of beer. “Arf arf” Said the dog chasing his ball “That’s Chill” Said the frat boy about the “Entourage” marathon “GggRRrr” Said the… Continue Reading →
It is Tuesday. Midway is still playing music as loud as is legal. No one is inside. The bartender and the bouncer have long since disappeared. A professor is 16 minutes late to a class. Nobody is surprised. A freshman… Continue Reading →
If Full House had no Ashley The show would be trashy And I would blame you, Mary Kate If I stubbed my toe And my blood did flow It must be your fault, Mary Kate If I heard… Continue Reading →
I’m the coolest person at this party. I’m not the most fun person at this party, but I’m the coolest person by far. The cool people are the ones who are quiet and mysterious. I haven’t talked to anyone yet… Continue Reading →
Whether you’re on the team, in the band, or on the sidelines, something about football just screams romance. We sent out our Sundial Singles to try and use these pickup lines to get some digits. Here are the top rated… Continue Reading →
Dear Amy, There’s this guy in my Spanish class that I just can’t stop thinking about. I can’t concentrate on vocabulary or verb tense when he’s just sitting there looking like love. How can I get him to ask me… Continue Reading →
Click HERE to listen to the latest episode on iTunes! In the 5th episode of the podcast, hosts Lauren and James sit down with staff members Janie Beaufore and Mary Lavelle. Lauren once again complains about an old writing… Continue Reading →
The Sundial Humor Magazine would like to officially endorse [insert winner here] for president. We always bet on the winning horse, and that’s why we like you. You fought hard, and we’d like to congratulate you. We tried to interview… Continue Reading →
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