In an interview this Friday with entertainment conglomerate E! News, Ned Miller came forward to dismiss the wild rumors surrounding his current residency in Florida. “They’ve accused me of crimes ranging from selling drugs in a McDonald’s drive through to… Continue Reading →
ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN – After a twelve-hour standoff with police, local thirteen-year-old Kayla Watson was apprehended for the murders of six individuals. “I did it for Niall!” she said as she was dragged away by police and put into solitary… Continue Reading →
Let’s talk for a little bit about stupid movies. Not just about any stupid movie. But THE stupidest, most idiotic movie of all time. And maybe it’s because you read the title of this piece or because you just inherently… Continue Reading →
Over the Halloween weekend, nearly a week away from election day, Wikileaks released yet another damning leak of emails, this time hacked from the Clinton, Trump, and Johnson campaigns. In it, political experts were shocked and dismayed to discover that… Continue Reading →
Martha Grady, local resident and somewhat senile old codger, had no expectations for the Cleveland Indians at the start of the 2016 season. In fact, despite being a Cleveland native, Grady was unaware the Indians had made it into the… Continue Reading →
I don’t need to worry about my midterm tomorrow. If Donald Trump becomes President a man will tell me all I need to know! I never have to worry about the consequences of political refugees or the war on terror,… Continue Reading →
In preparation for the American version of Día de los Muertos, Carol ordered a “Calico Cat Kigarumi” costume. Upon receiving her package in four days even though she used Prime, Carol tried on her new look. However, she was unsatisfied… Continue Reading →
I had a lot of ideas for my Halloween costume this year, but because of the rigmarole of Life I ended up wearing Groucho Marx glasses and went as “Not Me.” These costumes were great ideas but just weren’t… Continue Reading →
Halloween is a time for frivolity and fun, but do we really take the time to understand the holiday? Do we really know the origins of some of our favorite Halloween traditions? Check out the real meaning of these below!… Continue Reading →
The gaudy clock on the wall struck eleven. Kellyanne Conway sat at her desk, tired, her head in her hands. An open bottle of whiskey, half gone, sat to her left. On her right was an ashtray, with a single,… Continue Reading →
Sadly, for most of us (unless you’re clinging onto your youth), our years as the trick-or-treater have since passed. But to reminisce for old time’s sake, here is my unofficial review of the typical houses encountered on the spooktacular holiday… Continue Reading →
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