Author The Sundial

Okay. That girl is cute. Definitely in your league. Definitely cute enough that you’re not embarrassed putting her on your Instagram should this go well. Mmmm dat ass is fat too. But no. Don’t objectify women. Your mom taught you… Continue Reading →

Dakota and Charlie both held their breath as they peered out of the small crack between the door and the frame. Time stood still as they watched a masked man with a menacing machete creep past the closet and into… Continue Reading →

Alas, poor Brad! I knew him, [Name Redacted]; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at… Continue Reading →

Last week on October 11, The Ohio State University announced their latest renovation project, The Restoration of the Historic Mirror Lake. Within days, the beloved pond was emptied to start construction. While the new renovations will give Mirror Lake the… Continue Reading →

The light was blinding, but Jake wrenched his eyes open. He couldn’t sit up or move his arms or legs. The steady beeping of a heart monitor echoed off the walls, the droning hollow and without answer. Jake was about… Continue Reading →

  Elijah was walking home from getting dinner at Bibibop when he saw a guy running around on four legs. “Hey, that’s dumb,” Elijah shouted. “And bad for your back,” he continued. The guy stood up and that’s when Elijah… Continue Reading →

It was Friday afternoon and Steven was determined to do what he had never done before. He was going to make it to Mahjong Club on time. Steven was a dedicated Mahjong player and absolutely hated that he always arrived… Continue Reading →

I understand art more than you and you should feel bad. Yeah, you heard me. I understand exactly what the artist wanted me to understand with their piece of Fine Art. You see this shit? Yeah, this shit is The… Continue Reading →

It was Jack’s first autumn and he was so excited for all of the regular fall time treats. He was excited to feel the cool air bush against his orange skin and see the leaves turn colors, though he doesn’t… Continue Reading →