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High Street Construction Actually Just A Scheme To Bring Business To Gateway

COLUMBUS – Recognizing the revolving door of businesses that have come and gone from the South Campus Gateway in recent years like Charlie Bear, Pizza Rustica and Eddie George’s post-football career, Campus Partners has invested in demolishing blocks of High… Continue Reading →

Freshman Has Enough AP Credit To Graduate, Still No One Cares

Markus Plat, a freshman at The Ohio State University, walked onto campus with enough credit to be able to walk back off, diploma in hand – but despite this remarkable feat of work and discipline, no one has recognized his… Continue Reading →

Voter Switches Candidate to Vote for Based on Sidewalk Chalk

Columbus, OH – This morning, Greg Steven’s, a third year Economics major, changed his mind on the candidate that he would vote for after walking over some political advertisements chalked onto the sidewalk. “I knew that this election was important,… Continue Reading →

Gary Johnson Goes Unnoticed During Presidential Debate

To most Americans, the first presidential debate appeared to be a contest between two candidates: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. However, upon re-watching footage from the debate, some astute viewers noticed that a third contender was on stage with Mr…. Continue Reading →

Apocalypse Now; Pizza Later

It’s Saturday night, the “#Nerd2OSU” club has finished their weekly meeting. On the agenda was the club’s favorite board game- Pandemic. Deflated after their 24-hour game marathon and subsequent poor performance, they decide to go get some of the best… Continue Reading →

Entire Game Day Experience Ruined By Wristband

News-In-Photos: –Travis Filicky, Senior Staff Member

Dorm Activity Boards Promise More Events That Will Entertain Students "Just Passing By"

  COLUMBUS, OH—As the autumn semester of 2016 continues to droll on at Ohio State University, dorm activity boards across campus have begun planning out really fun and interactive events that students will only ever experience in passing on their… Continue Reading →

Grandma, Please Love Me

Dear Grandma, Eat a dick. Yeah, that’s right. I said it. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Tyler, you’re trying way too hard to be edgy. Also, don’t be an asshole and try to predict my thoughts.” I’m glad you… Continue Reading →

Why does Donald Trump keep calling me “Crooked Hillary”?

  By: Hilary Swank I usually shy away from political arguments— I’ve even stayed out theaters for a few years now— but I didn’t expect this election to get personal. I didn’t expect Donald Trump to start calling me “Crooked… Continue Reading →

You Can’t Spell President Without L-O-V-E

SCENE: A boy’s dorm room. Envision stink lines coming from everything. Even from the Febreze plugged haphazardly into an overloaded power outlet. Two boys sit at their desks. They both have on the classic college garb: khakis and Nikes. Both… Continue Reading →

Rugged Sex Appeal Has Never Been So Lovable

–RG Barton, Staff Member and Phillip Sanderell, Staff Member

Improv Performer Goes Whole Show Without Dick Joke

CHICAGO – Following a semi-clean improvised performance Saturday night, Anthony Dirken was overjoyed when he realized that he got through the whole hour without referencing his, or any of his other male group member’s, private parts. “I have never made… Continue Reading →

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