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The Sundial Podcast 2.0: Ep. 3 – Women In Comedy

OR Click here to listen to the latest on iTunes! The third episode of The Sundial Podcast 2.0: Women In Comedy (featuring James Wagner #Back2Sad) In this episode, Lauren and James sit down with A Very Tall Woman and Senior Staff… Continue Reading →

Deep V-Neck

To the freshman girl who is definitely not a fashion major, No. Let me say it again. No. No one thinks you’re cool because you took a pair of scissors and cut straight into your #new2osu shirt. No one thinks… Continue Reading →

Kim Jong Il: Huge Bro

For some reason, the Kim Jong family has taken a lot of rap from the liberal media these days. North Koreans are starving… There are Concentration camps…Kim Jong killed this guy… North Korea lit of nukes. Well, I say to… Continue Reading →

Why Did The Octopus Blush

Officer Snaps paced back and forth in the tiny cell. His greenish brown shell contrasted the coral blue tint of the walls. Jeremy Lions, who was illuminated solely by a single light dangling from the ceiling, followed the officer’s pace… Continue Reading →

Ohio State Student Strangles Roommate with Roommate Agreement

RANEY HOUSE—Elijah Karkowski was caught on Monday with his roommate dead on the floor in their room, having been strangled with the roommate agreement they had signed days earlier. Karkowski describes his roommate, Chaz, as “the typical college slob: a… Continue Reading →

Senator Portman Dismembers Himself in Order to Prove He is Not a Lizard in Human Skin

MILFORD, OH—In a move that left many disarmed, Senator Rob Portman cut off his own arm last Thursday at a campaign stop in Milford in order to prove—once and for all—that he is not a lizard that has crawled its… Continue Reading →

My Thought Process

He just asked me to write a comedy piece. Huh. Maybe I should. But what should I write about? What is funny, anyway? What has been funny? Think of the past few days. I broke my watch. Is that funny?… Continue Reading →

Girl in the Tower

“Come out and show yourself, Rei’jan!” he yelled, waving his lance high at the castle tower. “I am Sir Hallorun, and I come to save the lady Erika from your ruthless grasp! With the authority of the king behind me-”… Continue Reading →

The Sundial Podcast 2.0: Ep 2 – Performance

Click HERE to listen to the latest episode on iTunes! Lauren and James are back with another episode of The Sundial Podcast 2.0! This episode features Sundial treasurer Adam Hribar and Staff Member Hareesh Menon to talk about the difference… Continue Reading →

New Gym Opens on Ohio State’s North Campus that You Tell Yourself You’ll Go to Every Day but Don’t

  THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY (COLUMBUS), NORTH CAMPUS- On August 19th, a new rec center opened on The Ohio State University (Columbus)’s North campus directly by Scott Commons. Due to the lack of a good acronym, the writer has decided… Continue Reading →

Why Buckeye Tap Society is Pretentious and Worse Than Ohio State Tap Dancing Club

Hi, my name is Jacob Seville, I’m a third-year arts management major, and I’m the Vice President of Ohio State Tap Dancing Club, known to most people as the better club dedicated to tap dancing on campus.  Don’t trust what their… Continue Reading →

The Sundial Podcast 2.0: Episode 1 – Technical Difficulties Edition

The Sundial Podcast 2.0: Episode 1, Senior Officers and Technical Difficulties Editon The Sundial is back on their podcast game where Editor in Chief Lauren and Webmaster James sit down with Sundial Officers, Travis and Allan, to talk about a… Continue Reading →

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