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OSU Tips – The Sundial Chalking Event 2016

On September 24, 2016, members and fans of The Sundial met to write a comedy piece in chalk across The Oval. Each participant was asked to give a piece of “advice” for students at The Ohio State University. The result… Continue Reading →

Parental Guidance Suggested

“That’s really weird,” Mr. Rogers said. His name was Mr. Rogers, but he wasn’t that Mr. Rogers. “I know, right? It just randomly appeared,” said Barney. His real name was Barnabas, but everyone called him Barney. Barney and Mr. Rogers… Continue Reading →

The Myth of Autumn Wind – Part 3 of 3

INT. OCTOBER’S ROOM Julia is sitting at her desk, tapping a pen against her temple. Julia: You’re clearly delusional. October: You think so? Julia: Well, maybe not delusional, but there’s something wrong with you. October: You’re not even going to… Continue Reading →

The Myth of Autumn Wind (Part 2 of 3)

INT.  THE AUDITION PLACE October stands in front of a table. Her hair is now shoulder length and dyed white, and she is wearing a casual suit (very stylish). Sitting behind the table are Dylan and Vanessa. Dylan is the… Continue Reading →

The Myth of Autumn Wind (Part 1 of 3)

Listen: Changes – David Bowie INT. DENNY HALL October Woods stands at the front of the room. Her hair, long and black, is unkempt, and she wears round wire-rimmed glasses, a wrinkled white shirt, and a long black skirt. This… Continue Reading →

are u cool (QUIZ)

-Allan, Senior Staff Member

Abstracts Outlining the Results of Social Experiments I’ve Been Running in My Free Time

The Effects of Catchphrase Implementation on Social Bonding As a species that often depends on each other for survival, the core of human existence is held together through social bonds. Previous research has explored different types of communication, looking at… Continue Reading →

For Want Of A Pizza

Rationally, it was entirely clear how he ended up driving to work eating a folded-over frozen pizza in one hand. The oven took longer to preheat than normal, and he still wanted his pizza – it had already been unwrapped,… Continue Reading →

10 Reasons Why I, A Real Scientist, Say Physics Is Broken

  1. Gravity is just a theory. Much like global warming and evolution, gravity is also just a theory. We have no idea why it works. I’m definitely a real scientist. I have taken all the required courses, believe it… Continue Reading →

POLL: Why Are You Applauding?

  There is a bug on my hand. 10% My hands fell asleep. 8% I’m making a baby laugh. 10% I forgot to hold my applause until everyone has been called. 72% In a recent survey, The Sundial asked 102… Continue Reading →

How Clickbait Works

Like this. -Allan, Senior Staff Member

OUAB Fails To Land Bob Dylan For Concert, Fans Revolt

COLUMBUS, OH – Ignoring the profound cultural and musical impact he has made with songs like “Like a Rolling Stone” and “Blowing Wind,” the Ohio Union Activities Board failed to book Bob Dylan for the Welcome Back Concert to be… Continue Reading →

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