Author The Sundial

Father’s Day is coming up, and in the spirit of the holiday, I thought I’d share a quick story about some parenting ideas my dad employed in the early 2000s. I also hope that it may serve as a semi-suitable… Continue Reading →

Known by some and loved by few, Derek Savage is one of the least likeable internet celebrities you’ve probably never heard of. His first taste of fame was an unspecified issue of Playgirl. He then went on to write some… Continue Reading →

Dear estranged family members, all 1,348 of my closest Facebook friends, and anyone else lucky to have known me, Many of you may not yet know, since only one person showed up to my funeral (myself), but I am sorry… Continue Reading →

I died. –Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member

Thank you for choosing the Seaside Palace Sunset Resort for your summer getaway! The satisfaction of our guests is our number one priority (after getting rid of all the dead seagulls in the parking lot). We offer a series of… Continue Reading →

Thinking about getting a part-time job this summer? Want a work day that allows you to sit around and soak up some rays? Do you love having anxiety because if someone dies it’s your fault with the added bonus of… Continue Reading →

Rule beget fools, said the man in the hat    As he tried to play ball, without kneepads or bat    The white sleeve encased, the bones, shattered    Quick pace past the pool, a slip, and splattered    Live electrical wires, left under… Continue Reading →

It was my senior year of high school and I was 17. It was fall, and marching band season was in full swing. Our band director had decided that we weren’t good enough at our competition show. That day, instead… Continue Reading →

Is he the sweet one? Or is he rotten? Never remembered And always forgotten.   He lives in their shadows: Out of 3, he’s the fourth. Hopefully the last, There should be no more.   Three famous brothers, Touring 24/7…. Continue Reading →