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Hillary Clinton Responds To Criticism About Her Laugh

My laugh? My laugh?! Would I like to respond to Donald Trump’s attacks about my laugh? The “Clinton cackle,” he calls it? No. I didn’t respond to criticism like that when I was First Lady. I didn’t do that when… Continue Reading →

Things I Deserve a Degree For

The month of April has begun, which means my graduation is fast approaching. After four years at this fine public university, I’m about to decorate my graduation cap with pictures of Spongebob Squarepants and receive my Bachelor of Art in… Continue Reading →

Off-Campus Apartment Airbnb Listing

About This Listing This subterranean paradise is located just minutes from staples of Columbus culture such as CVS and Waterbeds n’ Stuff. Bedrooms have striking views of urban landscape (including dumpsters and car bumpers). Residents have transformed the space into… Continue Reading →

Quiz: Look… if you had…. one shot….

– Hareesh Menon, Staff Member 

Perilous Pirate Peter

Set sail, we did, one foolish gray morn’ ‘Cross the turbulent, salty glass Loaded we be with spiced rum and corn The crew, I, and Peter the ass A rickety ship of jagged plank Echoed the shanties of desperate mates… Continue Reading →

The Sundial Commandments: It's a Prime Number

Thou shalt harvest thy crops in the fall. Thou shalt turn thy face at analog clocks. Thou shalt break bread at Buckeye Donuts. Thou shalt self promote without shame. Thou shalt never read the mission statement correctly. Thou shalt sit… Continue Reading →

Report: Student Keeping Roommate Hostage to Hold Intense Personal Phone Call

COLUMBUS, OH— On Tuesday, local student Tim Vogel was reportedly held hostage after being informed by his roommate, Drake Kools, that “no man, it’s cool, you don’t have to go for this” when he attempted to exit their shared dorm-room…. Continue Reading →

List of Stupid Things Men Do

Exist -Stav, Senior Staff Member

QUIZ: Can you help me find my car keys?

-Ryan Wires, Contributor

The OSU Comedy Network Presents: The April Fool's Show!

Sundial Ceremony, March 23rd, 2016

At this semester’s Sundial ceremony, we inducted five new Staff Members to the Sundial: Mary Lavelle, Adam Hribar, Jacob Wright, Phillip Sanderell, and Hareesh Menon. Enjoy our proud, smiling faces, lots of camera glare, and Mary’s sneakers that seem to… Continue Reading →

“Sun” Comes Out Briefly, Confuses Local Students

  COLUMBUS-Today, a glowing yellow orb in the sky, colloquially known as “The Sun”, revealed itself to the masses earlier today. Performing its highly rumored task of heating the Earth, its presence confused many local students at The Ohio State… Continue Reading →

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