Author The Sundial

Coming Out

“Mom, Dad, you’re probably wondering why I called this meeting.   Well, the thing is, you’re my family, and I love you, and I think you should know what’s going on in my life.  Going to college has really opened my… Continue Reading →

USG Candidate Campaigns for Line on Resume

COLUMBUS – Competition thickens as the annual election for Undergraduate Student Government (USG) President and Vice President is underway at The Ohio State University. USG elections are held every year during the spring semester, with two undergraduate students running as… Continue Reading →

Texas Declares Open Season on the Endangered “Professor” Species

On February 24th, 2016 professors at the University of Houston were given advice about what they should do to avoid being shot by their students. After a recent report from the EPA that University Professors became an endangered species one… Continue Reading →

Student Inspired by Writing On Bathroom Stall Door

COLUMBUS – After seeing a message written on the bathroom stall door of a classroom building, Gwyneth Weinstein, student at The Ohio State University, decided to change her life drastically. “I was having a bad week and was really bored… Continue Reading →

[Last Name Redacted] Declares Candidacy for USG Presidency with Write-In Campaign

  This year’s Undergraduate Student Government election at Ohio State has found its challenger: Stav [Last Name Redacted]. A Feb. 16 report announced that Gerard Basalla and Danielle Di Scala, members of USG, were initially running for president and vice… Continue Reading →

POLL: Are You Following The Presidential Election?

  The Sundial surveyed potential voters at The Ohio State University on Jan. 31 about their political engagement. 989 students were asked, “are you following the presidential election coverage?” in anticipation of the “first in the nation” primaries and caucuses…. Continue Reading →

Student Upset He Can No Longer Wear White Vans

COLUMBUS – A viral video that has spread like wildfire on Twitter the past few days has caused major distress for Ohio State University student, Daniel Sherman. The video consists of a guy filming his friend rocking some white vans… Continue Reading →

Davion Bottomschnitzel Contracting, Ltd.

I’ve made my reputation around this kingdom for building what others can’t. I’ve built castles floating in the sky, houses with 3 different secret passageways, and even had to contain LIVING FURNITURE. Do you know how hard it is to… Continue Reading →

Troubleshooting: How I Helped Someone Use The Computer

Wha-at?! Coming. Email? Email is easy. We can figure this out before dinner. It’s not even on. Turn it on. If it doesn’t turn on, make sure it’s plugged in. OK, let’s move the computer closer to an outlet. It’s… Continue Reading →

10 Things Hillary Supporters Are Tired of Hearing (with Clickable Links!)

Hillary Clinton didn’t support same-sex marriage until it became popular. The fact is that Hillary released a statement through the Human Rights Campaign supporting same-sex marriage a full two years before it became legal. Same-sex marriage became popular when it… Continue Reading →

8 Ways to Look Beautiful Without Makeup

Use a mud mask to keep your skin looking fresh, but remember to remove the mud before leaving the house. You should also remember to remove any teeth whitening strips, acne pads, crumbs left over from meals, or barnacles from… Continue Reading →

England Accidentally Lets a Bird Run Its Economy

“The Bank of England must be prepared to cut rates further”, says chief economist. “Andy Haldane outs himself as ‘secret dove’, saying the Bank of England must be ready to ‘move off either foot’ to hit inflation target.” -The Telegraph… Continue Reading →

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