Almond Joy? More like Almond Sad As the festivities of Halloween come to a close, we find our subject, an Almond Joy candy, left forgotten at the bottom of his child’s candy bag. He is no stranger to this life…. Continue Reading →
If you’ve been alive at all these past few months, then you’ll know about the demonization of plastic straws. So called “environmental organizations” and “unbiased media reports” have been warning about the impact that discarded plastic straws can have on… Continue Reading →
Hey parents! Do you know why your kid is sharing weird, supposedly funny pictures on Facebook? No? Well, wonder no longer! The Sundial has prepared an explainer to help understand just how millennial humor works. To begin to understand millennials’… Continue Reading →
Another American icon has been claimed by the horridness of the last year. Beloved metallic haired titan of journalism and Christian women who are warming up to the whole gay thing, Anderson Cooper, has lost some of the signature tint… Continue Reading →
Want to yell at your little shithead kids for some banal nonsense that they did, but too afraid to cause a scene at Aunt Jan’s vegan-friendly tofurkey dinner? Well then, we have the tool for you. Just follow our simple… Continue Reading →
by Daryl Rockefeller It all started today when I was about to go to work and was trying to figure out where to leave my step-kid Derek while I slave away at the Chase Bank on High Street. To my… Continue Reading →
by Tobias “Baby Buck” Cline When I came home from junior high on a frigid fall day in 1977, I never expected that the new boyfriend my mom wanted to introduce to me would be the 1975 iteration of Brutus… Continue Reading →
Love season is here, and you know what that means. It’s time for Brandon and Hayleigh to accidentally bring a lot more meaning to the date November 14th 2019 than they had ever intended. The culture of the heterosexual bedroom… Continue Reading →
It was a drizzly Tuesday. I still remember the smooth sound of his voice as he said, “We haven’t hung out in SO LONG! We should go to Starbucks.” I, knowing no better, stupidly agreed. Why would a friend who… Continue Reading →
I’m a hopeless gambling addict, but I’m an even more hopeless romantic. Here are some dating apps that my bookie recommended, to raise my odds of finding love: 1. Ghostr This dating app saves busy betters like me from the… Continue Reading →
Tom Valentine’s Day – February 6, 2019 In last month’s edition of “It’s Your Day, Columbus,” we highlighted a day in the life of Dora Martin, a 38-year-old personal trainer visiting from Sandusky. This month, we’re interviewing Tom Valentine of… Continue Reading →
Yeah, it’s Valentine’s Day, so? My Parents aren’t going to do anything, right? No. They’re not, and I can prove it. Here’s 5 better explanations as to why my parents want me to go to bed at 8 tonight: 1…. Continue Reading →
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