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Dermatologists Hate Him!

Plastic surgeons hate him! Orthopaedic surgeons, endocrinologists, and OB/GYNs hate him too! Why? Because he is a little white mouse named Fred that is loose in their office building and keeps chewing on all the patient health records. I mean… Continue Reading →

Opinion: Punxsutawney Phil is a problem for this country

A lot of people have been blaming the political paralysis in our government on issues like gerrymandering or the birther movement, but the real problem has been around since the 1880s: Groundhog Day. In February, Americans take a day out… Continue Reading →

FLOUR (POWER parody)

Alrighty then… Intro: I’m living in the Bread Winner Bakery Doing something clean to it Making cakes faster than anybody You’ve ever seen do it Shouts to the Bakers Oven got a ding to it I guess every Sue Chef… Continue Reading →

An Open Letter to People that Write Open Letters

Everyone writing open letters, Who are you writing to? Why don’t you address and send your letters to one person? Why is it so impersonal and ‘open’? A personal letter would be nice. An ‘open’ letter on a click-bait website… Continue Reading →

Which Member of One Direction are YOU??? (Quiz)

-Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member

Organized Crime

Chief Harding was sound asleep on his couch, a baseball game playing on the television, when the phone started ringing. The Chief grumbled and rolled over, picking up the receiver from the phone on the end table. He shouted “SHUT… Continue Reading →

Understanding Sarcasm or How to Mortify your Parents

As many of you may or may not know, I have an obsession with pee. It’s weird to some people, but it’s the topic about much of what I write, most of which will never see the light of day…. Continue Reading →

11 Reasons Why You Should Want to Date Nick Jonas

1. He’s a music god and plays all of the instruments. ALL OF THEM. (and check out those biceps amiright) 2. This. 3. This. 4. This. 5. This. 6. Still this. 7. Have you seen this? 8. Yep. 9. Look… Continue Reading →

Things Everyone Has Read In A List Piece

How many list pieces have you read today? On average, my 20-something-year-old roommates read an average of 10 list pieces a day, and each piece has an average of 10 items. That means we read 100 things a day! Over… Continue Reading →

Phresh Haikus – For Phillip Sanderell

Sick beats and hot rhymes Are all that he’s been spittin’ Philli Phresh the king   Years stolen from him By Pretty Little Liars Big T.V. setback   Pop culture on lock And Facebook says he’s married This guy’s got… Continue Reading →

A Stacked Deck-er – For Ivy Decker

After the one episode The Sing-Off Christmas episode failed to get good ratings in December of 2014, NBC thought they were done with the reality a cappella show. That was until a die-hard fan, of Patrick Stump not Bruce Willis,… Continue Reading →

Great Jobs For Sort of Evil People: A Comprehensive Guide (Part 2) – For Allan

Would you consider yourself slightly evil? Even sort of, moderately, or very evil? Worried that it will negatively impact or ruin your chances of obtaining a career? Well, have no fear! As it turns out, desiring bad things to happen… Continue Reading →

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