Author The Sundial

Dear Beth, We at Warner Bros. Studios have decided to adapt your Scooby Doo television series. In addition to those you have already written, we would like to see you also produce these that our staff writers have been working… Continue Reading →

Hi Jacob. As a recently inducted Senior Staff member, I know that the journey to a mediocre top is hard. As a new writer/member, one must go through the slow, awkward period we at the Sundial call, “getting to know… Continue Reading →

James is 28, bearded, and works as a radio host for KUOW-FM in Seattle, Washington. While broadcasting from 9:00 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. every week (Monday through Friday), James has become incomplete. Something is missing from him, and he has… Continue Reading →

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a boy named RG. RG was your typical young adult. He enjoyed things like pizza, procrastinating, and not scheduling his own doctor’s appointments. However, there was one teeny secret… Continue Reading →

* – An image of a man in a lab coat appears. Oak: Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is OAK! People call me the POKEMON PROF! I don’t know what college gave me this degree,… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS, OHIO—An Ohio woman has undergone what seems to be the first successful “human-to-cat” surgery. Columbus local, Stav [Last Name Redacted], claims that this is “all [she has] ever wanted since [she] was a little girl.” The “human-to-cat” procedure is… Continue Reading →

“Keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times, and enjoy the ride…” Norm Steinmetz sighed.  It had just been one of those kinds of days.  You know the kind.  The kind where your alarm doesn’t go off, so you’re… Continue Reading →

Just a totally rad guy. Ostrich Sings like a little bird. Hot sister?   Makes great cupcakes I bet. Is way smarter than me. Did you know he can slam a revolving door? Don’t fact check that. Listen, I swear… Continue Reading →