In this day and age, it is so rare that we see students facing the utmost adversity, who against all odds, are able to thrive at a highly ranked college. However, Ohio State University Junior Henry Spencer has done so… Continue Reading →
The mere notion of being in a society in which one can come out as a young teenager might appear to be an idyllic paradise to older queer people. However, as an actual real-life young person, you know that every… Continue Reading →
This past Friday saw a massive shock to the campus as Caleb Nielson, a TA for the newest addition to the Department of Mathematics Faculty, Dr. Jeffrey Jameson, referred to him as “Dr. J” when discussing office hours. The recitation… Continue Reading →
According to an exciting study released in the presidential fallout shelter this week, unemployment in the radioactive wasteland that was once the United States has fallen to a historic low. The study, the first in America’s history to get responses… Continue Reading →
My friend Danny Bass recently pitched me a concept for a new musical entitled “BIBBITY BOBBITY BREAST.” It follows a young man trying to find the identity of his father once he finds out his conception entailed his mother eating… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS — A new study conducted by the Ohio State University Department of Psychology has resulted in groundbreaking insights regarding CrossFit and why its participants feel obligated to tell every living entity in earshot all about it. Similar to previous… Continue Reading →
The first few OSU football games have come and gone, which gives us a fine chance to look at the latest crop of inebriates that we’re so very proud to call Buckeyes. Your intrepid reporter took to the streets to… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS — Lime and Bird motorized scooters have recently taken over Ohio State’s campus, where one can be found on almost every corner. However, due to bad parking and street clutter, the city of Columbus has released restrictions on the… Continue Reading →
You’ve tried the McRib and you’ve lined up for the Szechuan sauce, but this week, McDonald’s unveiled their viral creation: the McCain, an All-American burger for All-American white men, featuring a signature grill mark in the shape of Senator John… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS — Upon returning to campus, many Ohio State students’ dreams came true when the legendary Mirror Lake, a campus icon, was reopened to the public eye and restored to its former glory after its lengthy renovation process. The new… Continue Reading →
Starting this semester at random, The Ohio State University will begin a new construction project that calls for a chain-link fence to border the entirety of campus and every single building imaginable. This means any persons on campus at the… Continue Reading →
Dear Amy, I’ve always been a fitness buff. I love going to the university gym. My workouts are my me time. But every year around this time my sweaty sanctuary becomes swamped with new Freshman newbies and old out of… Continue Reading →
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