COLUMBUS – After over 10 hours of deliberation, The Ohio State Board of Trustees and Michael V. Drake have decided to place Head Coach Urban Meyer in timeout for three minutes. “I agree with and respect the decision of the… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS—A new survey put out today by the Lantern reveals that 8 out of 10 OSU English professors teach novels that you’ve never heard of and can’t bother to pronounce in order to prove the superiority of the English department…. Continue Reading →
The Sundial decided it was about time they had a horoscope section. So, they tasked one of their esteemed writers with the assignment. Unfortunately, she was unable to finish the piece. Shown here are her words with some of the… Continue Reading →
Just kidding, this is an intervention. Pale-Person-Reading-This, I want you to know that I care for you and I respect you. As a fellow pale person, I feel a special bond between us where we can understand what it’s like… Continue Reading →
1. A Desert Island I’d like to start my Island Odyssey adventure on a desert Island. I feel like this will be one of my last opportunities to really rough it before I end up staring at my parent’s fridge… Continue Reading →
KUMASI, GHANA–For Chaz Wick, an extremely premed neuroscience major, summer means service. Along with other Ohio State students, Chaz has traveled to operate a volunteer-run medical clinic in rural Ghana for the second summer in a row. “I’ve faced a… Continue Reading →
English 2948 Strategies for Expeditious Comprehension in Literature WF 2:20-3:40 PM Spring 2018, 234 Denny Hall Instructor: Sallie Brockenfuller E-mail: brockenfuller.37@osu.edu Office:… Continue Reading →
The Website Gods taketh, but they also giveth. THE SUNDIAL HEADQUARTERS—disappointed by our attempted insurgency to refill Mirror Lake, the Great Gods of online comedy struck down our beautiful website at sundial.osu.edu and left us scrambling in the desert…. Continue Reading →
American Girl dolls have been a part of American pop culture for decades. First arising in 1986, the company sold dolls of girls along with books describing the inspiring stories of the characters these dolls represented. These were some of… Continue Reading →
Soups and Salads – Each cup of soup comes with exactly one Saltine cracker. Old People Soup – Your grandpa seems to like it, but we certainly don’t know what it is. $2.99 Clam Chowder – Practically a bowl of… Continue Reading →
1. Put all of your roommates’ dishes and silverware onto the counter, spit on them, and exhale warmly on them to pretend that you are an industrial-strength dishwasher 2. Floss twice to scare future plaque away (so you won’t have… Continue Reading →
it’s thirsty thursday across the street bros gather getting real hammered all these khaki shorts salmon polos and new shoes douchebag’s uniform thumping bass echoes shaking the old thin walls so much autotune it is three thirty so please stop… Continue Reading →
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