2023 Valentine’s Day Zine

7 Tips to Flirt With Your Hot TA

Do not show up to class. Everyone loves a good mystery. Keep them guessing where you could possibly be at when attendance is 20% of the final grade. Show up to their office hours and stare at them without speaking… Continue Reading →

2023/02/14

S.A.S.H.A to Bring OSU Tree Fucker as Guest Speaker During Sex Week

OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS – Sources from inside S.A.S.H.A indicate that their annual event occurring in the next few days, Sex Week 2023, will bring in the Ohio State Tree Fucker as a surprise guest. Rumors abounded that the guest… Continue Reading →

2023/02/13

If You Kiss Your Partner in Public, I Will Punch You in the Throat

I swear to fucking god, if I see anyone kissing their significant others this Valentine’s Day, I will punch them in the fucking throat. It isn’t because I don’t have a girlfriend; I don’t need one, I’m an alpha-male. Depictions… Continue Reading →

2023/02/13

Two Methods for Getting Back at your Enemies this Valentine’s Day

This February 14, some 53% of Ohio State students will be without company– that is to say, they will be very much single. Maybe that’s a conscious choice, which we applaud you for, or maybe it wasn’t. Either way, the… Continue Reading →

2023/02/12

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7 Tips to Flirt With Your Hot TA

S.A.S.H.A to Bring OSU Tree Fucker as Guest Speaker During Sex Week

If You Kiss Your Partner in Public, I Will Punch You in the Throat

Two Methods for Getting Back at your Enemies this Valentine’s Day

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