“Where is Bebe Rexha when you need her?” This is the question nearly every OSU student is asking. Except for those working in the Ohio Union, who can expect to hear the update that she is still good, feeling alright,… Continue Reading →
On the evening of Sunday, February 4th, the world shook to its core at the announcement that singer-songwriter Taylor Swift would release her 11th studio album, The Tortured Poets Department. The Ohio State University was not spared from this frenzy,… Continue Reading →
Written by Jackson Bean As the Spring 2024 semester begins and many students are returning to class, the board of trustees is also returning to their duties with a very important matter: Ohio State’s “Carmen Ohio” school song. In a… Continue Reading →
Written by Nellie Moore Following the recent success of ‘Light Up The Lake’, The Ohio State University has announced the next upcoming event they plan to use to make America forget they just lost to Michigan. For the first time… Continue Reading →
My friend Danny Bass recently pitched me a concept for a new musical entitled “BIBBITY BOBBITY BREAST.” It follows a young man trying to find the identity of his father once he finds out his conception entailed his mother eating… Continue Reading →
Beat: “Stark’s Reality” by BadBadNotGood & Ghostface Killah [Verse 1: Santa Claus] Ho, ho, ho, to the motherfuckin’ toaster Yo, Santa here, comin’ through loud and clear Pimpin’ golden horseshoes on my reindeer Fuck a Spanish Inquisition this a crusade… Continue Reading →
Listen here! Lyrics: [Verse 1: Dracula] I’m a vampire, welcome to my castle Make you a Bloody Mary, girl, it’s no hassle You drink, I drink, it’s all good That’s how we do it in my hood Your neck is… Continue Reading →
–Lyrics by Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member and Performed by Allan, Senior Staff Member
Alrighty then… Intro: I’m living in the Bread Winner Bakery Doing something clean to it Making cakes faster than anybody You’ve ever seen do it Shouts to the Bakers Oven got a ding to it I guess every Sue Chef… Continue Reading →
-Lyrics by Lauren Moliterno and vocal performance by Allan, Senior Staff Members
Click here for the mp3! Music and lyrics Copyright (C) 2015 Josh Bodner Tenor: Josh Bodner Lead: Allan Baritone: Collin Gossel Bass: Jacob Conrad -Josh Bodner, Contributor
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