Earlier this year, Ohio State President Kristina M. Johnson shocked the world when she announced her resignation. No details have been released by the University explaining the reason for her sudden departure. But after months of investigation, the Sundial can… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Elon Musk announced via a Tweet that he had purchased The Ohio State University. But the controversial Twitter head has already raised eyebrows with a contentious new policy regarding his future title – he insists on being… Continue Reading →
As aspiring writers, it is only right that we partake in the latest dying art – diversity, equity and inclusion. In their latest initiative, the Sundial Humor Magazine has decided to put pictures of the staff of Black X Bold… Continue Reading →
NEIL AVE, COLUMBUS – This week, residents of Mack Hall were taken aback by a squirrel digging in the flowerbeds lining Neil avenue. For one, the mulch being disturbed was relatively fresh, as residents of South Campus can recall. The… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – This past Wednesday night, thousands of first year students gathered around the North Campus Clock Tower to stone one freshman who won this year’s housing lottery. Shirley Jackson, a computer and information science major, checked BuckeyeMail on… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS – Former President Donald Trump was arrested Tuesday after refusing to return a to-go box at Kennedy Commons, which he had checked out over the weekend. According to reports from the Columbus Police Department, Mr. Trump visited Kennedy Commons… Continue Reading →
Departing President Kristina M. Johnson’s administration will host a “Hunger Games”-style fundraiser event later this month, the President revealed. Randomly-selected students will be given the honor of fighting to the death on the Oval in front of their families and… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS OH – Kristina Johnson’s mysterious resignation from the office of University President has left students, parents, and faculty with many questions. While the Lantern collects their profiles of Board of Trustees members, here at the Sundial, we provide real… Continue Reading →
Last year, President Kristina M. Johnson announced the university’s plan to build Carmenton – a 270-acre “district” that would include new restaurants, retail outlets, and residence halls. Earlier this week, Interim President Brutus Buckeye announced a complete reversal of his… Continue Reading →
Over the entirety of this school year, the number of students suffering from indigestion from Traditions at Scott, Ohio State’s premier dining hall, has increased nearly tenfold. At first, it may be easy to dismiss this as just bad luck… Continue Reading →
OSU Campus Police Incident Report #93948 Mr. Gordon Ramsay arrived on campus before noon. He was greeted by Sundial investigative reporter Walden Grayle, who had invited Ramsay to sample some of Ohio State’s fine campus cuisine. Ramsay and Grayle first… Continue Reading →
Ohio State fans were disappointed by an empty sky at this weekends long awaited football game. The university’s beloved blimp was shockingly missing. This past Saturday the Buckeyes got demolished by the Arkansas State Red Wolves after an excruciatingly long… Continue Reading →
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