COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a shocking turn of events, despite not playing this weekend, the Ohio State Buckeye Football Team has jumped four spots ahead to lead the rankings in the number-one slot in today’s new poll released at noon…. Continue Reading →
Earlier this week the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that the 2024 Summer Olympics would be held on Ohio State’s Columbus campus. The 2024 games were originally planned to be held in Paris, but the IOC later decided that Columbus… Continue Reading →
After the sudden and shocking resignation announcement from Ohio State President Kristina M. Johnson on Monday, the House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack announced that they are opening an investigation into Johnson’s whereabouts during the Capitol riots on… Continue Reading →
As we are being welcomed back from break, Kristina Johnson is taking a permanent one. On Monday, November 28th, Ohio State University President, Kristina M Johnson, officially announced her resignation in an email to the student body. Rumors have been… Continue Reading →
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Early Tuesday morning Kristina Johnson announced a new deal for Ohio State students. The University President expressed her gratitude for the Buckeye community and how students continue to inspire her every day. During this holiday season, President Johnson was inspired… Continue Reading →
In order to capitalize on the steep demand for student tickets to see the Buckeyes absolutely obliterate the Wolverines, as well as fill the ever-present desperate need for staff in campus dining locations, the University is now offering one Block-O… Continue Reading →
Ahead of the upcoming Michigan vs. Ohio State football game, public discourse has described the Thanksgiving-adjacent game’s location of Columbus, Ohio to be “…a little tone-deaf.” The namesake of the central Ohio town being a man who committed a genocide… Continue Reading →
Researchers at Ohio State University have identified a new strain of “super-chlamydia” circulating through the student body which students have dubbed “THE newest strain of super-chlamydia.” Chief Medical Officer of OSU, Rob Gorman, issued a public state on the rise… Continue Reading →
The Ohio State Buckeyes will soon face off against arch-nemesis the Michigan Wolverines in the most-anticipated game of the season. Both teams have been racking up an impressive number of wins in the past few months, leaving fans unsure which… Continue Reading →
Once a year in the fall, two BIG-10 teams of equal and close talent fight each other to find out who fields the truly better team. That game is the Michigan-Michigan State game. There’s also this other match. A match… Continue Reading →
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