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OSU to Install Sandbox on Oval Beach

THE OVAL – To celebrate the launch of the high season, OSU officials are installing a sandbox on Oval Beach. Documents seen by The Sundial show it will be located immediately north of Hagerty Hall, beside one of Oval Beach’s… Continue Reading →

“The Talk” Featuring Bill Nye the Science Guy

On Monday, April 1, the beloved scientist and TV personality William “Bill” Sanford Nye came to The Ohio State University. As a scientist, Nye was tasked with presenting a topic few Ohio State students (especially Sundialers) have had experience with:… Continue Reading →

It’s Dirt Pile Season!

Regardless of what the groundhog predicted this year, it is evident from recent weather events that he managed to say both the right thing and the wrong thing at the same time. Has it been snowy and cold? Yes. Have… Continue Reading →

Group of Men on Sidewalk Make Room for Grubhub Robot But Not Human Woman

Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →

Top 9 Clubs to Join on Ohio State’s Campus

Underage Drinking Club A fun social club for incoming freshmen (absolutely not a trap by OSUPD)! Plenty of awesome meetings where they discuss who sells the best fakes, what liquor stores don’t card, and the best places on campus to… Continue Reading →

Swipes and Surveillance: Inside My Orwellian Experience at Scott Traditions

One of these nights, I was up late at night doing what every lonely Buckeye soul does: browsing the depths of r/OSU. Amidst the questions that are really for advisors, and Redditors unsuccessfully asking for “who is throwing tonight”, I… Continue Reading →

Top 10 Worst Places To Wake Up on OSU’s Main Campus

A Male Philosophy Major’s Dorm Room “No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience”, the latter of which we’re sure your philosophical pal lacks. The Bottom of Mirror Lake Pal, the jumps into Mirror Lake were stopped years ago…… Continue Reading →

President Carter Introduces New Debt-Free Tuition Plan

COLUMBUS, OH – Continuing the legacy of his predecessor at today’s press conference, Ohio State President Ted Carter spoke today to reporters his direct plan to encourage low-income Ohio students to seek out an often-expensive university degree. “We’re very glad… Continue Reading →

Top Five Worst Times to Find Out Study Rooms Aren’t Soundproof

1. After Ranting About Your Latest Breakup Picture this: You’ve sat down with your friends after class and begun spilling your guts about your ex-boyfriend. Sure, it lasted a weekend, but that isn’t the point. You’ve gone over every dirty… Continue Reading →

OSU Students Demand CABS Be Replaced with High-Speed Rail System

OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY – With the colder weather presenting itself earlier in the spring semester, a lot of students are hesitant to walk far distances. So, they are relying on the buses around campus, however, a particular group of students… Continue Reading →

Ohio State Divests Funding from Wi-Fi, Begins Training Carrier Squirrels

COLUMBUS, OHIO – A recent email from The Ohio State University early this morning has announced that funding will be divested from current wireless networks—osuwireless, eduroam and WIFI@OSU—which will be phased out on the Columbus campus by Feburary 1st. This… Continue Reading →

Students call for removal of Professor who might be the Ice King

COLUMBUS, OH – Two weeks since the great freeze that left dozens of OSU students trapped in comically large blocks of ice, students are rallying for the removal of Professor Simon Petrikov, who many students claim might be the Ice… Continue Reading →

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